Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do own this fiction.
Spring soon became summer. The days longer and warmer, the nights balmy, hot and sultry. Children were out for summer break, and the public pools were brimming with people trying to beat the heat. Little girls were making small fortunes selling too-sweet lemonade in their neighborhoods, conning everyone to buy "at least one cup." Other people were avoiding sunburns, and evil eight-year olds by staying in air-conditioned movie theaters and malls.
Demand was at an all time high for low-rank missions. People were having to run to get out of the way of the many Genins that were run
Kakashi's Physical by KakaSakuObessive, literature
Literature
Kakashi's Physical
"Please take a seat, Mr. Hatake."
As instructed, the grey-haired Jounin took a seat on the hospital bed.
The nurse ran a thin finger down her clipboard, a business-like frown on her features.
"Ahhhh ..you've been in mostly good health, Mr. Hatake."
Kakashi raised his eyebrow, a contradiction growing on his lips. But he seemed to reconsider halfway through, for he said nothing.
The nurse, noticing nothing, muttered to herself, "34 years of age. No wife, children, or romantic attachments of any kind."
"I'm romantically attached to Make-Out Paradise."
The nurse did a double take at this statement. After a few long moments in which